3 posts tagged “cheaters”
The other night I was watching the televison show cheaters which happens to be filmed in my hometown of Dallas, Texas. If you have not seen this show, I highly suggest that you drop everything at once and feast your eyes on possibly the trashiest television show ever produced. The structure of the show goes as follows:
- Client (the one who is being cheated on) hires the cheaters private eyes to run surveillance on their spouse.
- Cheaters collects hours of incriminating black and white, and IR footage of spouse in compromising situations + bonus footage if the client can place a hidden camera in shared apt.
- Cheaters brings footage to client, but first, our host (Joey Greco, shown at top) sequesters the client to a van or darkened clandestine location where he then says "I hate to be the one to show you this, but...."
- Client sees footage, cries a little and shakes head (sometimes you can pinpoint the exact moment when their heart rips in two). Joey then prompts the client to confront their spouse ON CAMERA with the other guy/girl in tow, of course.
- Cut to - Shaky camera footage. Hilarity ensues.
The camera crew and jilted partner swoop upon the cheating spouse with grave fury. Usually, it's at a rather compromising place such as a bar, motel, p.f. changs, planned parenthood clinic and or feedlot.
Scene: Client, Joey Greco, and camera/sound team roll hard onto the patio of some cheesy bar on Lower Greenvile, such as Firehouse, or J. Pepe's (sounds lame, I know.) Cameramen, Greco and client rapidly approach their mark. The mark gets up out of their chair completely bewildered, with the cliched "deer in the headlights" look. The other girl/guy has a similar look, but you can tell that they are thinking "fuck, I just got shanked by Cheaters."
Scene: Client, Joey Greco, and camera/sound team roll hard onto the patio of some cheesy bar on Lower Greenvile, such as Firehouse, or J. Pepe's (sounds lame, I know.) Cameramen, Greco and client rapidly approach their mark. The mark gets up out of their chair completely bewildered, with the cliched "deer in the headlights" look. The other girl/guy has a similar look, but you can tell that they are thinking "fuck, I just got shanked by Cheaters."
Greco: You're on cheaters cameras, what do have so say for yourself, man?
Mark: Durr...uhhh. (however, the most brazen of them are all like "What? What? What's this all about bro Oh hey, baby what are you doing here?"
Client: WHAT THE FUCK, MOTHERFUCKER? I'M PREGANT WITH YOUR FUCKING CHILD. WHO'S THIS BITCH?
The Other Girl: (says nothing, perhaps shuffles her feet and hangs her head in shame knowing that she's a home-wrecking bitch)
Mark: I ain't doin' shit bitch, this shit don't mean fuck to me bitch, you don't know shit about fuck. Fuck.
So on and so forth, you really don't need me to do a fucking play by play since the advent of youtube. Where I was getting with all this is that the girl I saw on cheaters last night was an aquaintance of mine. Does this make me white trash by association? I hope not. I'm going to take a shower now.
Mark: Durr...uhhh. (however, the most brazen of them are all like "What? What? What's this all about bro Oh hey, baby what are you doing here?"
Client: WHAT THE FUCK, MOTHERFUCKER? I'M PREGANT WITH YOUR FUCKING CHILD. WHO'S THIS BITCH?
The Other Girl: (says nothing, perhaps shuffles her feet and hangs her head in shame knowing that she's a home-wrecking bitch)
Mark: I ain't doin' shit bitch, this shit don't mean fuck to me bitch, you don't know shit about fuck. Fuck.
So on and so forth, you really don't need me to do a fucking play by play since the advent of youtube. Where I was getting with all this is that the girl I saw on cheaters last night was an aquaintance of mine. Does this make me white trash by association? I hope not. I'm going to take a shower now.
OWNED!
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